roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

(via green-tea-smiles)

spork:

I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade 

(via ashhhmarr94)

mexicanest:

reading the first question on a test
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(Source: mexicanest, via udntevnnoitlol)

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

(via udntevnnoitlol)